This May Explain a Lot
From the article:
The doctors also recommended “moderation of alcohol intake”.
It just writes itself, no? I’m sure Leno and Jon Stewart will have fun with this. Maybe even Letterman, but I’m not sure if he’s up to making fun of The Won yet.
Seriously, though. I’ll be honest, he wants to down a few, it’s not really much skin off my nose. As long as he’s not (regularly) falling-down sloppy, in case there is some kind of incident that requires his attention.
Even a bit of a “buzz” from a couple more than you should have, should something happen, would dissipate relatively quickly. Probably before Air Force One lifts off to get him to NORAD or some other command center, before they get there at the latest.
In any case, if I was President (yeah, right, keep dreaming!) and I had to deal with the constant onslaught of criticism, backstabbing, and deal making that the job requires, I’m certain I’d be cracking a cold one quite often. Much like I do now.
Cheers, Mister President!